So much for this Blog being about my Fashion Journey, I just can't resist this little post about todays exciting Tweets from London Fashion Week and my thoughts on them and have thrown in a few pictures and bitchy comments, well, because I feel like it!
Nicola Roberts, the Ginger Ugly Duckling of Girls Aloud becomes a Swan. How beautiful does she look and so much more classy and chic than her trashy bandmates (Sarah Harding). You rarely see Nic without a Chanel Bag....Fab....
Why shouldn't Alex Curran (Gerrard now actually) be there? She is one of the high profile WAGS with huge disposable income to spend on Designer attire and she always looks good. Unless its Angelina, Jennifer or VB, Grazia isn't interested, rarely does it feature WAGS although in the past Alex did a gorgeous shoot for Elle (I think it was Elle) and Coleen once did Vogue after Shulman spotted her in a restaurant with Wayne.
Ah exciting, the orange coloured transvestite looking Italian graced London with her presence.
Not sure about the Coat, would make it into a bag if it were mine! I would feel creepy wearing a Snake.
ET attends London Fashion Week.
Nicola Roberts, the Ginger Ugly Duckling of Girls Aloud becomes a Swan. How beautiful does she look and so much more classy and chic than her trashy bandmates (Sarah Harding). You rarely see Nic without a Chanel Bag....Fab....Disneyrollrgirl - Quote of the day @henryholland "First fashion show season with Twitter in full force is a friggin nightmare. Like gossip girl on crack.
I totally agree it has made the whole event more exciting for us poor folks that are interested in what is going on.
Grazia_Live - What was Alex Curran doing at Todd Lynn? She replied 'no comment' when we asked her.......ummmmm
Why shouldn't Alex Curran (Gerrard now actually) be there? She is one of the high profile WAGS with huge disposable income to spend on Designer attire and she always looks good. Unless its Angelina, Jennifer or VB, Grazia isn't interested, rarely does it feature WAGS although in the past Alex did a gorgeous shoot for Elle (I think it was Elle) and Coleen once did Vogue after Shulman spotted her in a restaurant with Wayne.
Luxury_Fashion -Donatella Versace is here!
Ah exciting, the orange coloured transvestite looking Italian graced London with her presence.
HilaryAlexandra London Fashion Week: Stylist walks out as Mark Fast uses size 14 models
Good on Mark Fast! After my post on VB and Tana in the same dress, many of you commented that the dress looked better on Vicky because of her Frame and I suppose I do kinda agree but think it would be a great idea if Designers sent all different sized models down the Catwalk, 8,10,12,14 +, you don't have to be a size zero to love fashion (or under 30) and with the majority of UK women being a size 16, surely it makes sense to cater for everybody. OK, I am not saying a size 16 would want a BodyCon dress, but all designers have pieces in their collections, which if manufactured in larger sizes, could be worn by bigger women and surely this would help to boost their confidence and make them feel fantastic.
Another tweet about Alex, she really shocked the fashionista's with her arrival didn't she?
sophynails - Anna wintour was backstage at Marios Schwabb! Most amazing snakeskin coat.
Not sure about the Coat, would make it into a bag if it were mine! I would feel creepy wearing a Snake. ET attends London Fashion Week.El -io-tt, Go home.....
MyFashionLife - A starry front row at Jaeger with Peaches Geldof, Tamsin Egerton, Erin O'Connor, Lisa Snowdon and Anna Wintour!Surely Anna must have been baffled by some of her front row counterparts, Peaches and Lisa WTF? Is that the best they could do? Sit her next to these Z Listers and she definitely won't be back.
LDNFASHION First Anna Wintour sighting, at Luella. Today is going to be huge!
ELLEUK - Lorraine Kelly is in the front row at House of Holland, wearing a pinstripe suit with fabulous cleavage.
Why?
TimesFashion - Burning question:is the kitten heel ready to be resurrected? Are we ready?
Erm - NO!
Twiggy dressed more for something else beginning with F and I don't mean Fashion. Flea Market Chic? Christ, she looked better on Loose Women the other day....
One lady who really knows how to do "Glam" even in her 70's- you rock Joanie!
Sack of Shit, Sorry. Arrived late sweating like a Pig after going for a run, allegedly. Too much Cocaine in the Bog probably bought the sweats on and anyway who the fuck jogs in heels and hat?
Anna Wintour....her face has shrunk or her glasses have grown. It's one of the two, definitely.....
ReplyDeleteJoanie looks AWESOME! Love you Joanie!
ReplyDeleteYes I do want to resurrect the kitten heel ;D
ReplyDeleteAnd Anna Wintour was probably wearing an Ozzie Clark snakeskin coat...actually priceless!
"Sweating like a pig too much cocaine in the bog" I love it !!!
ReplyDeleteGreat piece have to say I haven't been keeping up with it all so thanks for doing it for me. The best part is who's where and what they wear. Have to say I actually think Twiggy is a doll whatever. Different boots she could have pulled it off... but were they available from M&S?
Well done fashion friend xxx
You are TOOOOOOO funny, Mrs Fab! Loving your Kate Moss comment!
ReplyDeleteHaHa - f***ing hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI love Anna Wintour and I don't wear or hold snakeskin as don't like snakes but quite like them being killed for others to wear! It wasn't a great coat though.
Ah Joan as ever the best!
I do wear two pairs of boot both have a sort of kitten heel - I disagree with how it is often used but not the heel itself. I think all heels are relevant but need to be executed well.
Yes poor Alex Gerard, she does need my input as a stylist but that aside she should go to LFW, she's a great buyer!
Kate M remark absolutely brilliant - well put!!
Wowzer... baby you are on fire today! This post made me laugh so much that I had that unattractive coffee/nose/dribble thing going on again. x
ReplyDeletePeaches Geldof has been reporting on LFW for GMTV (well Lorraine Kelly).
ReplyDeleteI have laughed everyday as her aloof coolness just comes across as can't really be bothered, she looks at Lorraine in disgust. I got the impression Lorraine and Peaches were not overly loving each other.
Oh, and Peaches said of Anna Wintour "Her hair looks like a helmet..."
Oh girls your comments are fantastic, you had me in stitches! "coffee, nose, dribble thing" "helmet hair" "shrunken face" and MDS's "I don't wear or hold snakeskin as don't like snakes but quite like them being killed for others to wear!" - Classic! x
ReplyDeleteHaha. This is the best fashion week re-report I have ever read. You truly rock, Mrs Fab!
ReplyDeletePS: I never realised Anna had such enormous nostrils. No wonder she's always so cold. Her brains must be frozen with all the cold air that's coming in.
Ok. This is your new calling. You so have to be a style commentator. Have you visited the site www.gofugyourself,com I think you'd love it. These girls just trash the hell out of celebs and it is HILARIOUS. But, I think you'd give them a run for their money. You are gonna think I am nuts, and maybe it's my generation (and she does look a bit sweaty) but Kate Moss kinda looks badass!!!!!!!!! But I have to ask....where does Joan Collins even FIND those dresses anymore? They have to be made for her specially. I mean..whoa. Really enjoyed reading your run down. xoxoxoxo
ReplyDeleteMM - Yes they are huge aren't they!
ReplyDeleteoneof365 - No I have never read that gofugyourself and I think Joanie uses the Queens dressmaker LOL!
And BTW... thanks for my award lovely! I posted it up today! x
ReplyDeleteGreat round-up. Alex Curran live sinthe same town as me but I have never knowingly bumped into her!
ReplyDeleteHee hee, amazing twitterising :) x
ReplyDeleteI love your blog. And this post still gives me the giggles. I have an award for you:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.metropolitanmum.co.uk/2009/10/award-awards-awards-and-yes-i-left-it-a-little-long/
Hey you, sorry, am a bit late to the party. Now, where can I watch Peaches on GMTV? I need to see this 'reporting' of hers. Lorraine, I will not hear a bad word about! Apparently, Joan designed that outfit herself - maybe she made it too. Ahhh, ignore me, I actually have a lot of time for Joanie... Re kitten heels, hmm, I can see us all wearing them by this time next year. It's kitten heels or those LV clogs - your call!!
ReplyDeleteRG- My call? anything LV has my name on it, even Clogs!
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